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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

roses are black violets are black i am blind

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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