- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Guess What??? Ur Murr

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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