Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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