- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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