- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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