- Anti Joke

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!