- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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