- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

I will create more jobs for americans

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

Lady, calm down, you are missing out on the details here. We knew he was selling information as "The Wiz", from there on it was no problem tracking him down, but having us track him down at the core of Point Zero, would have dragged you all down with him, he was into sharing not only precious Intel, but also some sick shit, nobody is going to mourn him, and neither should you. We sent him a tip so he would get to some location where he would still be able to bypass the lockdown (easy to assume a little geek knows how to manage this), but a small anonymous tip would never have been enough to make him run for it, the next part was to make sure the info on his anonymous message, begin to come true. Sorry about the rest, I needed to know what position he had among "the Order", and he was shot down by a sniper, he knew too much, his involvement, and abilities as both a liar and a traitor, could easily have made it so he would have lied the blame on you, so he could have gone free. And believe me, this happens a lot, and is probably what happened to the old underground as well, think about it, you begin selling some dirty info videos, pictures of things nobody should see in the name of some "organization" (I have no idea what you call your thing, and it is best you never tell me). Then what is left? You claim the entire organization you work for, are the ones responsible for your dirty work, you tell your captors, and you go home rewarded with freedom taking the whole organization down with you, when in this case, the one that would have gone free, would have been the only one to blame. I know what the rest of you are doing, I mean I was part of its foundation years ago, and there is nothing illegal about it, yet people such as the feds would as they did, have brought the whole place down again, and as they had nothing to accuse us for back then other than "we do not like this", they never shared this to the mainstream media. Cant have that happening again, no matter the cost, and if you ask me, some small geek pedophile selling bullshit, should not blame you all, but die, that is justice. It was not "nice knowing me", we will meet again, I mean it, even if I have to get your cell number on "gray terms", you might not like it, but I will call you, on friendly terms of course. The setup is finished, got to go, cant sit here typing on my laptop anymore, gotta get back to the office.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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