- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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