Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

It's all Taggart

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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