Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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A guy walks into a bar

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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