- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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i saw amango it splootered

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

I have cancer. And you're next.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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