- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

smell the vitamin C

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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