Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Balls

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The FCC

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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