- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A guy walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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