- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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