why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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