A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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XD Jackass.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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non poop

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