Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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I need to start studying.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What is the difference?

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Anti Joke

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