- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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