- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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