What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What? Huh?

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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