An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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