"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

where's mom I killed her

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What page are you on The gay page.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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