- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

your mama's so fat... that's it

Get up Look in the mirror

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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