Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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