- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

u know whats a crime? rape

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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