- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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