- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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