Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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