- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

A homeless person dies.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What time is it? 10:58

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

knock knock whos there .. derp

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

A scottish man having fun

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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