Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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