- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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