- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What does water smell like? water.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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