- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A chicken walks into a barn.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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