What? Huh?

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

mmm i love marble bumhole

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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