What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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