Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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