- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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