How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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