What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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