- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

How do you make a little girl cry?

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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