Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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