Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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FUCK YOU

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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