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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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