What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What page are you on The gay page.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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