- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

David Cameron

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

i saw amango it splootered

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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