Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What page are you on The gay page.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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