- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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