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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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