Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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