Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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