What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Knock Knock. Not home.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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