- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why was the man sad His got raped

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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