- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

25

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Neil Lewis

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??