- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Homosexualism is so gay man

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!