Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Do the roar!

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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