How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Raveena Thandhan

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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