- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

black chicken. kfc

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

"Knock knock" Come in!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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