- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

a black guy hates chicken.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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