dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

12 in general

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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