- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

A pope meets another one

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

ever tried african food? they neither

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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