- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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