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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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