1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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