apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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I'm Polish.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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