What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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pauls tuck

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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kennah campion... being nice

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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