- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Phew... it's gone.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Dead girls can't say no.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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