Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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George W. Bush

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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