What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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haha black people :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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