A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Knock Knock Who's there

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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women's rights

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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