Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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